4Columns is spring-flinging this week, but we’ll be back with a new issue on Friday, April 5!
Spring has officially sprung for those of us in the northern hemisphere, and what a heady time it is—blooms are blooming, red-breasted robins are chirping, a buttery sun is beaming. All this renewal of life and the promise of coming warmth can make an editor dizzy with desire—so 4Columns is taking off this week. Don’t worry, we’re back with a new issue next Friday, April 5, but in the meantime, get into the spring-fling mood with these sexy picks from our archive.
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KAELEN WILSON-GOLDIE ON HUGUETTE CALAND
In which nimble lines curve into magnificent asses.
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ANDREW CHAN ON MAGIC MIKE’S LAST DANCE
In which Salma Hayek strokes Channing Tatum’s abs as though they were a stack of Bibles.
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JO LIVINGSTONE ON VOICE MACHINES
In which the singing throat is as dangerously seductive as the cervix.
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In which masturbation techniques are demonstrated to a room full of season subscribers.